study and party

vouguez:

topmoss:

bahliss:

Sass queen

beautiful

how can someone be this perfect i dont get it 

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

August 23 / 595,744 notes

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

August 23 / 536,834 notes
stefanofabbri:

Guoda Jukneviciute @ Monster Management by Stefano Fabbri

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

August 23 / 24,184 notes

cute boys need to stop kissing me at parties and start asking me on dates

August 22 / 1 note

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

August 22 / 267,548 notes
bronsonsnelling:

here have some NYC